THEME BY PISTACHI-O
A Darcy Lewis roleplay blog
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May contain NSFW content
Pregnant!verse with basestsentimentality

the-ultimate-spider:

darcylewiscalling:

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"Good."

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"You’re really sexy when you’re bossy."

"Then I must always be really sexy."




crazyk-c:

Tony and Peter getting some serious work done, because that’s what manly-men do.

crazyk-c:

Tony and Peter getting some serious work done, because that’s what manly-men do.




lulz-time:

Sometimes Finn and Jake display the most healthy and positive friendship I’ve ever seen and sometimes it makes me really happy that they don’t pull tropey bullshit and they have lines like this that show just how much they get each other.

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the-ultimate-spider:

darcylewiscalling:

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"My goober has too many clothes on."

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"That isn’t going to be a problem much longer."

"Good."




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notjoiningyoursupersecretboyband:

darcylewiscalling:

Darcy’s eyes fluttered open again with another little groan. Couldn’t a girl just go to sleep anymore? She was sprawled on her side, but dragged herself up, and with a bleary yawn she decided to investigate. She pulled on a robe she found hanging on the closet door and padded out of the bedroom, looking kind of like a ruffled, grumpy mouse, rubbing her face. “If I’m awake right now the world had damn well better be ending.”

" Oh… My… God… You had company." "Um, yeah, kinda still do. This is-" "Why didn’t you say something, I would’ve been quieter!" "… Really? Anyway, this is-" "Oh my god, she looks like that bad ass kinda ghetto bitch from that show with the two poor chicks who are waitresses but they wanna make cupcakes or whatever, um… I know her name… " " Deadpool, Darcy. Darcy, Deadpool. "

So Tony had a mercenary in his living room. Not just any mercenary, a mercenary in a weird black and red costume that looked like a horrible spiderman rip off. Who also happened to have several holes clear through his abdomen but didn’t appear to notice.

Tony gave her a look. A ‘I am so, so sorry’ look. The other man kept rambling. ” It’ll come to me in a second, it’s Kat something, I think… Maybe… “

"Uh, hey." She was way too tired for this. Just so tired. It took a while for her brain to even process what she was looking at. "Um…" Her eyes settled on the bloody rips in his suit and wounds, one of which she thought she might actually be able to see right through. "Dude, you’ve got a little… on your uh…" She wasn’t a queasy person but this was a little much for a girl to take so early in the morning. "I’m never going back to bed, am I?"







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notjoiningyoursupersecretboyband:

darcylewiscalling:

"Ugghhh, that would be so cool, why does it have to be now," she whined, curling up in a ball. "No way, I’m staying here." She rolled over and sprawled on her back. "But hurry up, you owe me morning sex. That’ll be the incentive to get the job done. A warm bed with some naked lady in it." She raised a hand, eyes still closed, to tap her lips. "And give me a kiss first, hero."

He smiled and pecked her lips. ” I’ll be back before you can say ‘a cheap trick and a cheesy one liner’.” And then he was gone, suiting up and disappearing into the night.

It was only maybe an hour and a half till he was back. But something was weird. He took the elevator up. And he wasn’t alone.

"Please? Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty please can I stay? You still owe me a couple favors." "I don’t owe you shit!! You have been nothing but trouble for me!! " " Aww, but you know you like it…. My Tony-wony-kins… " " Okay, if you promise to never, EVER call me that again, you can stay until morning. "

Darcy’s eyes fluttered open again with another little groan. Couldn’t a girl just go to sleep anymore? She was sprawled on her side, but dragged herself up, and with a bleary yawn she decided to investigate. She pulled on a robe she found hanging on the closet door and padded out of the bedroom, looking kind of like a ruffled, grumpy mouse, rubbing her face. “If I’m awake right now the world had damn well better be ending.”




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notjoiningyoursupersecretboyband:

darcylewiscalling:

"Oh god…" Darcy groaned as she was jolted awake, burying her face against Tony’s chest as if maybe she could hide there, her cheek pressed against the soft glow of the reactor. "Are we on fire? If we’re not on fire I will castrate you." Finally the horrible sound stopped, and Darcy clung to him tightly as if he could save her from the horrible feeling of being dragged kicking and screaming out of such lovely sleep. "I hate youuu…"

" Not my fucking fault… That’s what happens when you come home with a super hero… " He sat up and yawned, trying to stretch the kinks out of his back and neck and failing. "What’s up, Jarvis? Anything interesting?" [A couple recruits of Hydra, suspicious activity,the normal.] " Right… So I just go pick them up and take them in… Right…" He looked to Darcy. " Want to come?"

"Ugghhh, that would be so cool, why does it have to be now," she whined, curling up in a ball. "No way, I’m staying here." She rolled over and sprawled on her back. "But hurry up, you owe me morning sex. That’ll be the incentive to get the job done. A warm bed with some naked lady in it." She raised a hand, eyes still closed, to tap her lips. "And give me a kiss first, hero."




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notjoiningyoursupersecretboyband:

darcylewiscalling:

Darcy hummed into the kiss before watching him get out. She hated to see him leave, but she loved to watch him go. Those back muscles were just… damn. 

She took a little more time, enjoying the hot water until she caught herself swaying with her eyes closed and called it a night. She found the towel he put out for her, drying off and squeezing as much water out of her hair as she could before she twisted it in a sad excuse for a braid so she wouldn’t wake up to a nest.

She just stood in the doorway of the bedroom looking at him for a moment, before she climbed in beside him. Before she knew it the busy day and alcohol caught up to her, and she just collapsed in the pillows next to him. “G’night…”

He would’ve offered her a proper good night, but he was already passed out. However, that didn’t stop him from cuddling up to her after a while.

But the comfort was short lived. It was the early hours of the morning when some damned alarm went off waking him up. He groaned loudly and covered his head with a pillow. “Jarvis, what in the fuck is that?!” [That is a distress signal, sir. And seeing as you are there closest Avenger to their disturbance-] He groaned again. “Tell them I’m calling in! Fuck it!” At least they noise stopped after a minute of pitiful whining.

"Oh god…" Darcy groaned as she was jolted awake, burying her face against Tony’s chest as if maybe she could hide there, her cheek pressed against the soft glow of the reactor. "Are we on fire? If we’re not on fire I will castrate you." Finally the horrible sound stopped, and Darcy clung to him tightly as if he could save her from the horrible feeling of being dragged kicking and screaming out of such lovely sleep. "I hate youuu…"




a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back