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A Darcy Lewis roleplay blog
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broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out




inkskinned:

this morning i almost fell off my bed and woke up in the middle of a dream and the first coherent line of thought i could muster was a koalas get their medication from pharmarsupials 




darcylewiscalling asked: 00:00:00 because I've always wanted to do one of these and forcing them together would be hilarious.

deadpoolexpress:

deadpoolexpress:

"—Is that my hand tingling?" Wade asked out loud, looking down at his wrist. Honestly he barely checked. He thought his hand-thingy was broken and whacked totally out. But there it was as he lifted his glove. Three—two—one—what?

He glanced around, eying a young woman right in front of him. “…. Sooo…. Name’s Deadpool. How’s it goin’?”

"Hey - we have fourteen year olds passing for twenty; I’m not taken’ chances!" He pouted, before rubbing the back of his neck. "Wilson. Wade Wilson. Mercenary for hire. Also known as the Merc with the Mouth, Crimson Comedian, Regenerating Degenerate, and future Avenger."

At that a wide smile spread across her face. Life was so funny sometimes. “Well, Wade, that’s score one for you because…” She leaned in as if she was sharing a juicy secret. “It just so happens Thor’s girlfriend is kinda my boss. And we just maybe all go out for coffee most Saturdays. Thor likes hazelnut creamer.”




darcylewiscalling asked: 00:00:00 because I've always wanted to do one of these and forcing them together would be hilarious.

deadpoolexpress:

deadpoolexpress:

"—Is that my hand tingling?" Wade asked out loud, looking down at his wrist. Honestly he barely checked. He thought his hand-thingy was broken and whacked totally out. But there it was as he lifted his glove. Three—two—one—what?

He glanced around, eying a young woman right in front of him. “…. Sooo…. Name’s Deadpool. How’s it goin’?”

"That’s what my momma named me, toots." This was sooo awkward. "—How old are you?” Wade felt compelled to ask, cocking a brow from under the mask. He was sure he had seen her face before - but where pfft, beats him.

"Hey, I’m twenty four. It’s not like I’m jailbait or anything." She huffed, shifting back and forth from foot to foot. "That’d be ridiculous, if this whole countdown thing paired you up with someone who wasn’t even legal. I’m Darcy," she told him, chewing on her lip. "And I refuse to believe that’s your actual name but I’ll work with what I’ve got."




darcylewiscalling asked: 00:00:00 because I've always wanted to do one of these and forcing them together would be hilarious.

deadpoolexpress:

"—Is that my hand tingling?" Wade asked out loud, looking down at his wrist. Honestly he barely checked. He thought his hand-thingy was broken and whacked totally out. But there it was as he lifted his glove. Three—two—one—what?

He glanced around, eying a young woman right in front of him. “…. Sooo…. Name’s Deadpool. How’s it goin’?”

Darcy had stopped in her tracks to check her phone when her hand started to go kind of numb. That was when someone started talking to her out of nowhere. “Huh?” Wait. No way. She pushed the sleeve of her cardigan back, and lo and behold the counter was blinking zeros. “Well shit…”

"Come on, your name’s not actually Deadpool," she commented, grinning at the man in the mask. "I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours…"




disorientedexpatriate:

vicsagelivesforever:

it’s almost two in the morning and I’ve had two red bulls in the past hour and I can’t stop laughing at this oh god what has my life come to




hellolaurenlopez:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Yes




areyoutryingtodeduceme:

porcelain-horse-horselain:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

Also while I was waiting in a cab line yesterday I was having a very stressed and frantic phone call and the dudes standing in front of me were laughing about it and then one of them was like “wow you’re having a rough day” in the most recognizable voice ever and that’s when I realized H Jon Benjamin was laughing at my pain

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oh my god







popcultureprodigy:

This is the timeline expressions of my day to day life decisions