Umbridge: “Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other.”
[gay wizard laughter]
Devil’s Tramping Ground a wooded section of Chatham County, North Carolina. A forty foot in diameter circle, can be found there. Any objects that appear in the circle will mysteriously disappear or get moved from within the circle. No wildlife, vegetation, or inanimate objects can be found in the circle known as the Devil’s Tramping Ground. This phenomenon was first discovered in the early 1800s and is believed that Satan paces around this circle and ponders about ways to undo mankind..
boy scout troups have tried camping on it, and woken up in their tents a few miles away. Some guys tried to stay up all night in a tent on the spot, and later reported that a soft, soothing melodic voice lulled them to sleep and they too woke up a few miles away
#why is that so cute tho#like most of the time u hear about this shit and its like ‘they got their eyes clawed out or disappeared or died’#but this is like#’casually picks up your stuff and moves it somewhere else or gently sings you to sleep’#like dang thats the most polite demonic circle ive ever heard of what a sweetheart
we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy
That made her smile and she gave him one good pump with her hand before taking the head in her mouth. Her fingers stroked the rest of him while she sucked, tongue finding any sensitive little spots she could. She’d never been the biggest fan of blow jobs, even if she was good at them, but Tony made her want to make him feel good. The little sighs she dragged out of him satisfied a part of her that wanted to be generous to him.
And generous she was, not caring if was wet or messy, those were always the best kind.
Tony was losing his shit. Now, he had had quite a few blow jobs in his day, to say the least. But she was just, blowing his mind. His hips jerked, his back arched, he bit his lip. It was nirvana. And he made sure she knew it, being very, very vocal.
Darcy had to take a break for a moment to grin and give a little laugh at how reactive he was being. She let out a little giggle before she licked him again. She was hardly an oral goddess, but she knew how he felt. Something about knowing that your partner wanted to do this, that they just wanted you to feel good without any ulterior motive, just made it better.
She took him deeper into her mouth and bobbed her head, going for broke. He wasn’t holding his appreciation back, and she returned to all the places that made him gasp or shiver. She sucked until he whined and took him deeper into her mouth until he said her name.
what really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is
Depression. This is one of the most common signs of depression. If it’s happening, talk to a medical professional.
70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face
true for drawing
true for video editing
true for writing
Dork springs eternal.
i have never seen a nipple in my entire life.
step one: lift up shirt
2) look dwon
holy shit.. holy Fucking shit what the fuck is that